Wake up, grab beer, grab rear, shave beard
Put on some scene gear
Gotta get drunk before my Mom wakes up
Break up with my girlfriend, so I can bang sluts
I'm undead, unfed, been sleeping on bunk beds since 10
So if I don't booze it, I'm gonna lose it
Everybody get to it, do it, get ruined
The cops show up, they're gonna get the finger
And I don't give a fuck...'cause I`m the designated drinker